ELF IS AN ACRONYM

 

ELF is an acronym

And it has them running amuck

Because it’s Santa’s code

For the Elves he’d like to fuck

HALLOWEEN IS ALL ABOUT CANDY

 

Halloween is all about Candy

Which can be very droll

Unless she has daddy issues

And swings from a pole

ARE YOU WEARING HALLOWEEN ANKLE SOCKS?

 

Are you wearing Halloween ankle socks?

You know I’ve often pictured them on you

And you really don’t need anything else

Just wearing those ankle socks will do

HALLOWEEN PICKUP # 1

 

When you’re on the pull

If you want to break the ice

Say something funny

Or say something nice

Be complimentary

Or just lie in your endeavour

Be devastatingly witty

Or say something clever

During the Halloween season

Just say to any girl you meet

“If you let me show you a trick

I can promise you’ll get a treat”

EVERYONE WANTS CANDY ON HALLOWEEN

 

Everyone wants Candy on Halloween

As they march on their trick or treat patrol

But the only Candy that interests me

Will be swinging on a silver pole

GO ON AND TAKE A GOOD HANDFUL

“Go on and take a good handful”

She said to the trick or treater

So, he went straight for the contents

Of her very well filled sweater

“They normally empty my bag”

She said somewhat taken aback

“I’m surprised, because for me”

He said “I’d rather empty my sac”

“Oh” she mused “that kind of treat”

Aware he didn’t want a hand shandy

She added “You’d better come in

And you can have the special candy”

A LUSTFUL SMILE WAS ON HER LIPS

 

A lustful smile was on her lips

When he responded “treat” to her

As her cloak slipped to the floor

Leaving every inch of her bare

“Like what you see?” she purred

“Very nice indeed” he whispered

“You may take for your pleasure

All my delicious candy treasure”

ARE YOU WEARING HALLOWEEN SOCKS?

Are you wearing Halloween socks?

Beneath your skirt? it’s hard to see

And gives me pause to wonder

How high they go above the knee

BLACK AND WHITE STRIPED STOCKINGS

Black and white striped stockings

Was all that the witch was wearing

Apart from the tradition headwear

And ankle boots, so it was very daring

And when the witch asked “Trick or Treat”

She clearly wasn’t there for the scaring 

A WITCH APPEARED ON HALLOWEEN

 

A witch appeared on Halloween

She was clearly a natural blonde

And when asked to step inside

She played with the wizard’s wand