Tuesday, 2 November 2021

SNOW NOTSO-WHITE AND THE SEVEN DIRTY DWARFS

 

Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho

It's home from work we go

We all have ways to relax at night

Cokey snorts some Snow White

Creepy likes flashing in the park

Sleezy self abuses in the dark

Gropey likes trains in rush hour

Humpy pays for girls by the hour

Lustful hangs around at the docks

And Prof comes home with the pox

Choice Tales from the Vale – (037) Sleeping Arrangements

 

The Osborn’s and the Sherlock’s had lived in Childean for many generations and every year they had a family holiday together in Spain.

Peter and Kate Osborn and their sons Brian and Mark, Kate’s sister Christine Sherlock and husband David and their daughters Karen and Julie, and they stayed in the Villa that was jointly owned by the two families every year in Moraira, just along the coast from Benidorm.

 

Mark Osborn was a twenty nine year old solicitor who still lived in the old family home in Childean although, his parents having retired to their Spanish Villa and his brother Brian was working for a magazine in New York.

 

On Boxing Day Mark and his girlfriend were invited to his uncle and aunts house on the other side of Childean for the day, but due to a mix up between Glenda and Mark as to who the designated driver was, they both got a little pissed and had to stay the night.

This caused a bit of a reshuffle on the accommodation front due to his Aunts insistence that the couple sleep in separate rooms.

Not just because his Aunt was a good Christian woman but mainly because she knew of his reputation as a womanizer and she was not prepared to allow him to disgrace himself and degrade a young woman under her roof.

God only knew what she would have done if she’d known he had degraded both of her daughters already.

On one family holiday in Spain, Mark, who was a few weeks short of his nineteenth birthday at the time made love to his her oldest daughter Karen who was just sixteen for the first of many occasion.

And her youngest daughter Julie seduced him in his own bedroom when she was 22.

So the result of the segregation meant Glenda shared the spare room with his cousin and fuck buddy Karen while he was forced to endure their enforced separation on the lounge sofa.

He found it difficult to drop off, partly because it wasn’t very comfortable but mainly because his head was full of images of his girlfriend sharing a bed with his fuck buddy cousin who had also on a number of occasions experimented with her sexuality enough times to be considered bi-sexual, and obviously this had given him a major hard on.

After tossing and turning for about an hour his erection had begun to abate but that urge was merely replaced by an acute need to pee.

Mark tiptoed his way upstairs to the loo and relieved himself.

He was yawning as he stepped back onto the landing and was not really paying attention and so he bumped into Karen coming the other way.

There was an instance of recognition and then she pushed him back into the bathroom and planted a wet sensual kiss on his lips, and this immediately relit the fire in his loins and as his cock was pressing into her flesh he made a move to grope her tits but Karen pushed him away.

“We can’t be doing that,” she said indignantly

“I’m on the blob anyway,” she continued as she pulled down her knickers and sat on the loo.

Karen then proceeded to pee; and this did nothing to diminish his erection as he always found it inexplicably arousing.

Karen obviously noticed his cock twitch in his pants because after she wiped herself dry she slipped her fingers inside the waistband and pulled him closer.

Once she had him standing in front of her Karen began pulling his pants down and she licked her lips as his cock uncurled itself from its confinement.

Karen then reached out and grabbed hold of it and kissed his helmet.

For the first time she took her eyes off his cock and looked him in the face as she played with him and said.

“This is for Christmas”
Mark closed his eyes as she gently tugged on him and he felt delicate soft kisses on his sensitive knob.

“This was a real Christmas surprise,” he thought as her tongue flicked around his helmet in quick feather light licks until all at once, in one smooth slurping instant he was in her mouth, he could feel Karen’s fingers still caressing his shaft lightly and he looked down just as his glistening wet knob reappeared accompanied by a sucking sound, she looked up and smiled wickedly before devouring him again with her hot mouth.

He could see the bulge of his cock in her cheek as she sucked on him and her fingers tightened their grip on his shaft as her lips slurped around his cock.

“Oh that’s so nice Kaz,” he gasped

 “It’s a shame she’s on the blob,” he thought as he was fast approaching the point of no return but he could tell by the lip smacking and slurping that she had already decided what she wanted to do.

He had one hand on the back of her head; fingers threaded amongst her hair while the other caressed her bulging cheek.

Her fingers were gripped tight around the base of his shaft and she was tugging on him furiously.

Then Karen took one final pause for air before his saliva soaked cock slipped comfortably between her lips again and her mouth sealed tight around his throbbing cock.

Snorting through her nose, her mouth joined her busy fingers in the rhythmic wanking of his cock.

He was so close now and Karen could sense it and she was going at him like fury,

So close, so close

“Oh Karen”

His buttocks clenched tight

Closer, closer

“Babe, Babe”

And then his hands were pulling her head onto him as he shot his load into her mouth and her eager lips sucked him dry.

Karen was still sucking and licking at the last of his seed before her lips smacked one last time as she released his shaft.

“Merry Christmas” She said

“And a Happy New Year” he responded as she gave his helmet one final licking suck.

A moment before they left the bathroom Karen asked

“If I wasn’t on the rag would you have fucked me with the gorgeous Glenda just down the hall?”

He answered her question with another question

“If you weren’t on the rag would you have tried giving Glenda head and wishing her a Happy Christmas”?

Tuesday, 26 October 2021

BLACK MASS

 

She slipped off her long leather coat.

Revealing just her underwear

Standing before me dressed all in black

A leather Basque, lace panties

A garter belt and stockings

And six-inch stiletto heels

I was instantly aroused

And wanted her there and then

But instead she knelt before me

At the altar of my lust

And took the sacrament

Monday, 25 October 2021

SPEAK DIRTY TO ME

 

She wears sexy underwear

And speaks dirty to me

I handle her roughly

Like a rag doll

I bend her to my will

I grope at her breasts

Toy with her nipples

My fingers first probe

Then penetrate her hot wetness

And revel in her response

Then she begs me to enter

And as I do I feel her shudder

Such burning passion

Consumes us both

As we are lost in the baseness of the act

Filthy words spill from her lips

As we exorcized our lust

Then sweet ecstasy

In the moment

Of our passions culmination

Friday, 8 October 2021

Choice Tales from the Vale – (336) Jolly Hockey Sticks

 

The Dulcets are a collection of villages and hamlets comprising of Dulcet Meadow, Dulcet St Mary, Dulcet Green and Dulcet-on-Brooke, to name but a few, and of course Dulcet-on-Willow, which is a large sprawling village beside the gentle shallow River Willow, which runs unhurriedly from the Pepperstock Hills to the more vibrant River Brooke, and it’s in the Village of Willow where 28-year-old Alex Monroe lives in the house he was born in.

His parents have retired to a Villa in the Greek Islands and the six bedroom detached house was left jointly to him and his brothers, Colin, two years younger, who lived and worked in Australia, and Greg, two years older, who owned and ran a Hotel in the Pepperstock Hills National Park, so Alex had the house to himself the vast majority of the time.

He was 5ft 11, slim build with curly brown hair and by profession an illustrator, children’s books mainly, though not exclusively and he had the summer house converted into a studio from where he can work in peace, free of distractions, the latter was particularly important as he was very easily distracted, especially by women and his distraction of choice normally came in the form of well covered peasantry, on the ample side of buxom, and he rarely strayed from his sensual menu, and he had no romantic attachments.

That is until the day he had his first encounter with Clarissa St Claire, the girl next door, who arrived at his front door, in a state of inebriation after one too many birthday drinks.

At the time he didn’t welcome the intrusion because she was not his normal fare and ticked none of his boxes, he liked a mature cuddlesome peasant wench, and Clarissa St Claire was anything but, she was only 18, if the number on the balloon was of any significance.

 

However despite that, a sexual encounter did take place between them in his lounge but it didn’t go as far as she wanted it too, or as far as she planned for it to go, she wanted him to take her virginity.

Which he declined to do that night, though he agreed that he would when he thought she was ready, and many other sexual interludes followed, until the day finally arrived when she got what she wanted, and more because he took her cherry and her heart.

 

But after a long summer of lust, lovemaking and love the time came for Clarissa to leave Willow for University, and by extension her boyfriend, but she was back home for Halloween as they were heading to Finchbottom for a fancy dress Halloween Party and he was picking Clarissa up from her house, he was dressed as a Roman, but he had no idea what she was going to be wearing, she had been very secretive about it, but she said he would love it.

So he drove next door and got out and let himself in her house and shouted

“Clarissa! Where are you?, we’re going to be late”

“I’m in the kitchen” she called back so he walked across the hall and into the kitchen and found Clarissa lying draped provocatively across the kitchen Island, wearing her claret and blue hockey kit, casually teasing a her nipple through the Claret fabric of her shirt with one hand and fingering herself with the other.

“Do you have enough time for some of this?” she asked “or is punctuality more important”

“Punctuality is always important” he replied “but it is also rude not to except a gift when its offered”

“I know how much you dislike tardiness so I started without you to save time” she said coyly

“So I can see,” Alex said as he watched her busy fingers vigorously frigging herself up the leg of her pale blue knickers, and he lifted his toga to release his stirring beast, and then he stood there looking down on her, keenly watching her small fingers, wet with her juice, slipping and sliding herself to orgasm as he tugged on his cock.

When she had writhed and wriggled herself to orgasm and then she lustily sucked the tangy grease from her fingers he grabbed her by the knees and dragged her horny carcass towards his waiting cock.

Having pulled her pussy to the edge of the island, Clarissa’s cunny was presented to him at perfect cock height so he wasted no time at all in spearing her up her knicker leg.

“Oh God Alex” She moaned, “That feels so good”

He withdrew ready to go again, but so impatient was she that Clarissa wrapped her skinny legs around him and pulled him back into her, and she moaned loudly and smiled smugly at how clever she had been in making him skewer her again.

Alex gave her another length and her hands gripped the sides of the Island to brace herself and Clarissa gave great panting moans with each stroke and her head rolled from side to side as the frenetic pace quickened and her knuckles showed white as she gripped the counter harder with each thrust.

Her chest was heaving up and down as she neared the end and her moans had long since merged into one continuous whorish wail until her face contorted into an orgasmic grimace as her back arched and

and her whole body shuddered in a climactic crescendo and he lost control and in short pumping spasms he shot and Alex looked down at the sweaty panting ginger beauty in her hockey kit, and he found himself wondering how many other outfits from her schooldays she still had in her wardrobe.

As he withdrew down the leg of her pale blue hockey knickers, he looked down at his handiwork

“Your lovely hockey knickers are saturated” he said proudly “you won’t be able to wear them tonight”

“It’s ok” she said “I have two spare pairs in my hand bag”

“Why two?” he asked

“Well it not like you’re not going to stop on the way to the party” she said as she pulled her wet pants down her thighs “and fuck me again, in our lay-by”

There layby was on the Finchbottom Express Way, the only layby on the entire stretch that offered any privacy as there was a stand of trees shielding it from the road on one side and a shrubby copse separating it from fields beyond, on the other, and it had been the sight of many lusty adventures between them.

“I have clearly created a monster” he said and kissed her “a cute nubile monster, but a monster nonetheless”

A LUSTFUL SMILE WAS ON HER LIPS

 

A lustful smile was on her lips

When he responded “treat” to her

As her cloak slipped to the floor

Leaving every inch of her bare

“Like what you see?” she purred

“Very nice indeed” he whispered

“You may take for your pleasure

All my delicious candy treasure”

A WITCH APPEARED ON HALLOWEEN

 

A witch appeared on Halloween

She was clearly a natural blonde

And when asked to step inside

She played with the wizard’s wand