She walked boldly into the pub
Mutton dressed as lamb
In clothes that didn’t
suit her figure
Or her generation
She had too many miles
on the clock
From all the journeys
round the block
She was a real old spunker
With a bad case of
“tits on belly”
Plus she had hairy
armpits
And was decidedly
smelly
Nonetheless viewed through
beer goggles
She would look more
attractive
And would doubtless
see some action
Each man doth aspire
With she he doth
admire
To ignite loves
blazing fire
And then the burning
desire
Of the impassioned
esquire
Is to quench the maiden’s fire
My thoughts are sinful
I like to think of sin
I like to see you
smile
I like to see you grin
But I’d really like to
see
With my balls upon
your chin
Those first encounters
Clumsily fumbling in
the dark
Those first breathtaking
excitements
Of harmless petting
Never a risk to ones
virginity
You only ever came in
your pants
And never inside a
girl
Affected by her Joie de vivre
In a way I couldn’t believe
This amazing tour de
force
Set me upon an immoral
course
And in libidinous
concupiscence
I gained valuable
sexual experience
Since that summer day
When you first caught
my eye
You’ve lit up my life
Like the sun rising in
the morning sky
We got to no each
other
On that glorious
afternoon
We asked the important
questions
And found we were in
tune
At the end of that
perfect day
That perfect summer
day in June
I took you in my arms
And we kissed beneath
the moon
Now it is another
summer day
Another perfect
afternoon
And we are side by
side
On our wedding day in
June
Lady Lust
Doused in heavy musk
Outrageously flirty
Exotic, erotic, earthy
and dirty
She didn’t bother with
underwear
She knew what she
wanted and didn’t care
A woman full of desire
Looking for someone to
quench her fire
On that day she chose
me
To satisfy her
sexually
And each satisfying
penetration
Culminated in ecstatic
ejaculation
And I made love to
lady lust
Til there was nothing
left but dust
