Monday, 4 December 2023

Choice Tales from the Vale – (486) The Santa Gig

 

Forty something Adrian Knight, aka Santa, had finished his duties at the grotto and was exhausted, so after making his way to the changing room he sat on the bench and decided to lay down for a few minutes but almost immediately fell asleep.

He had no idea how long he’d been asleep but when he began to come to he could feel fingers stroking his shaft and pressure on his chest, then he opened his eyes and he had an intimate view of a pert white arse, and the pristine puckered anus of the assailant straddling his chest, then as she lowered herself onto him and when he saw the red wispy fuzz on her labia he knew it was Ellie.

Student Eleanor Szarka was one of the grotto Elf’s whose whiskers he had been splitting that year, there were a group of students every year who liked playing dress up and there was always more than one who wanted to play undress as well, and that year it was Ellie, it was why he signed up for the Santa gig every year, student pussy.

She lowered her gash onto him and began to grind against his mouth as he licked her mound and sucked on her rimy lips.

This was followed by the telltale feathering of her tongue flicking round his knob before her lips and wet mouth enveloped him.

“Oh Ellie” he exclaimed “You really are a very naughty Elf.”

Choice Tales from the Vale – (485) The Christmas Quickie

 

Ben Craven was a Senior Manager at the Corporate Offices of the Downshire and District Building Society in Purplemere and had a nice corner office with a large oak desk stood in the center, and there were more interesting dealings than finance went on in that office.

Christmas was no exception, so on the week before they closed for the holidays, they had a Christmas Lunch booked at The Runcible Spoon Restaurant.

Some of the staff wanted to change out of their work outfits before going out and did it in the toilets, but they had to do it in shifts.

“You can get changed in my office Penny” Ben said.

“Thanks Ben, you’re a life saver” she said and walked into his office, and he followed quietly behind her.

Penny Ralph was his PA, amongst other things, and it was the other thing that caused him to follow her and lock the door.

Penny kicked off her shoes as she unbuttoned her blouse, which she then slipped off and threw on the desk, next she unzipped her skirt and wriggled in down to her ankles before kicking it away.

That was the moment Ben stepped up closely behind her, unfastening the catch on her bra and reaching around to replace the lace with his hands and cupped her tits.

“Behave yourself” she snapped and moved his hand off her breasts.

“Where’s the fun in that” he retorted and thrust a hand down inside her tights and knickers and slipped a finger along her creamy crack.

“Oh, that feels so good Ben” she moaned softly, and he frigged her wet pussy.

“No, no, no, you have to stop” she barked and removed his hand “We can’t.”

“You know you want to” he retorted “A Christmas quickie.”

“I do, I really do” she replied dreamily “but not here, not now, someone will come in and see us.”

“Don’t worry  Pen” he said, “no one will see us, I’ve locked the door.”

“Ok then” she said and pushed her tights and knickers down to her knees and bent over the desk, so Ben let his trouser fall and released his cock and Penny turned and looked over her shoulder wide-eyed and expectant and he thrust into her moist pink pussy.

 

When Ben had told Penny that no one would see them he was unaware that a junior member of the office staff, Deborah Dunne, was concealed in his private bathroom.

In her defence she had been the victim of a prank played on her by her more experienced colleagues who told her it would be ok to use Mr Craven’s private bathroom to get changed in, and as she had only been there for a few weeks, she believed them.

So, when Penny and Ben entered the office, she was already stripped down to her bra and panties, but she nervously opened the door, just a crack, just to see who it was, however as soon as Penny started to undress, she couldn’t avert her lustful gaze, and by the time Ben penetrated Penny she was vigorously fingering herself and the three of them came in unison.

 

After redressing Ben kissed her and said

“We’d better go and rally the troops.”

“Ok” she agreed but then added in a whisper.

“I’ll be out in a moment.”

She then closed the office door loudly and waited for the bathroom door to open and she didn’t have to wait long.

Debbie gasped when the door opened, and she saw Penny standing in front of her and she knew she had been caught.

“Did you enjoy the show?” Penny asked, but Debbie couldn’t speak.

“I asked you a question” she barked.

“Yes, Miss Ralph”

“How much?” she asked.

“A lot” Debbie replied weakly.

Penny took hold of Debbie’s hand and raised it to her nose and sniffed her fingers.

As soon as she realised what was happening, she snatched her hand away and blushed crimson.

“You really did enjoy it, didn’t you?”

“Yes Miss Ralph”

“We will talk about this again later” Penny said, “Now go and wash the lust off your fingers.”

“Yes, miss Ralph.”

Monday, 7 August 2023

ELF IS AN ACRONYM

 

ELF is an acronym

And it has them running amuck

Because it’s Santa’s code

For the Elves he’d like to fuck

Thursday, 3 August 2023

HALLOWEEN IS ALL ABOUT CANDY

 

Halloween is all about Candy

Which can be very droll

Unless she has daddy issues

And swings from a pole

ARE YOU WEARING HALLOWEEN ANKLE SOCKS?

 

Are you wearing Halloween ankle socks?

You know I’ve often pictured them on you

And you really don’t need anything else

Just wearing those ankle socks will do

HALLOWEEN PICKUP # 1

 

When you’re on the pull

If you want to break the ice

Say something funny

Or say something nice

Be complimentary

Or just lie in your endeavour

Be devastatingly witty

Or say something clever

During the Halloween season

Just say to any girl you meet

“If you let me show you a trick

I can promise you’ll get a treat”

EVERYONE WANTS CANDY ON HALLOWEEN

 

Everyone wants Candy on Halloween

As they march on their trick or treat patrol

But the only Candy that interests me

Will be swinging on a silver pole