Monday, 4 December 2023

Choice Tales from the Vale – (488) The Christmas Dinner

 

You might be forgiven for never having heard of Montmorency Dulac of Abbottsford, because a Venture Capital company didn’t have anything to offer to ninety five percent of the population, but there was an enormous amount of wealth among the other five percent and MDVC handled more than its fair share.

So come Christmas, in addition to the normal bonuses, the top 20 performers are rewarded with an invite to a very special Christmas party at the very exclusive Herbert’s Hotel in Abbottsford.

This year there were a number of first-time guests and among them were Ross Hancocks and Mira Cooke, who joined the company only two years earlier and were pleased to have been recognised for their efforts, though they didn’t know what to expect.

The event was so shrouded in mystery and the venue so exclusive that all the guests had to sign an NDA and declare never to reveal what occurred at the Hotel.

Ross knew one of the previous year’s guests, Kevin Brown, and tried to glean some nuggets of information from him but he just smiled,

“Can you at least tell me what the food was like?”

But again, Kevin just smiled, but after a brief pause, he said.

“Think buffet, that’s all I’m saying.”

 

Ross arrived at mid-morning and found the exterior of the Herbert Hotel to be rather underwhelming, the word seedy seemed to sum it up entirely, but once past the commissionaire and through the revolving door the contrast could not have been starker, Oak panelling, Leather upholstery, chandeliers, polished brass, and plush carpeting throughout.

A few of his colleagues were ahead of him and were checking in, one of whom was Mira Cooke, and after briefly exchanging pleasantries, he waited his turn and when he was taken up to his room, he found the luxury and grandeur was not just reserved for reception.

After everyone was checked in, there was a group event arranged, an ice breaker consisting of a Light lunch and a bit of an award ceremony, then they all went their separate ways to use the pool, gym, or sauna.

Ross and Mira only knew each other in passing before that weekend, but they seemed to gravitate towards one another, either because they were similar ages, or had been with the company for the same length of time or maybe because they were kindred spirits.

 

The dress code for the evening was lounge suits and cocktail dresses and Mira looked stunning in Emerald green silk, when she walked into the bar, and little else as far as Ross could detect, and he looked very closely.

After being served champagne by masked waiters and waitresses and some small talk they were joined by a very flamboyant character wearing a red silk suit and a sequinned mask who announced in a booming voice

“Please follow me into the banquet hall.”

So, the gathered group, like the rats of Hamlin, followed the Pied Piper along the corridor up to a pair of large Oak Doors which he pushed open with aplomb and ushered them inside and the murmurs of excitement which had accompanied them down the hall turned to gasps followed by a hushed silence.

Ross and Mira were at the back of the group so were the last to see but then were similarly affected.

Around the room there were a dozen or more tables, on the nearest one a beautiful brunette woman lay spread eagled and was completely naked.

Her whole body was glazed with chocolate, the inside of her thighs gleamed with sticky honey, her breasts and nipples were dribbled with some kind of fruit sauce.

She was also surrounded by ripe fruits and jugs of cream, chocolate, and sauces, to add to taste.

The woman also held a cherry delicately balanced on her pursed lips, and a single strawberry sat between the lips of her hairy pussy.

The other tables were similarly decorated, just with different hair colour, body shapes, races, or sex.

“Ladies and Gentlemen” Boomed the Pied Piper “Dinner is served”

 

“I don’t know about you, but I’ve never been a fan of sharing platters” Ross said.

“Would you prefer…. private dinning?” Mira asked and took hold of his hand.

“My thoughts exactly” he responded and led her towards the door.

“I will have some food sent to your room” the Pied Piper said as they passed him, and Ross nodded.

A few yards along the hall Mira said.

“I’m not by the way, I know you were wondering.”

“Not what?”

“Wearing anything under the dress.”

Choice Tales from the Vale – (487) The Christmas Junior

 

Penny Ralph was a PA to a Senior Manager, Ben Craven, at the Corporate Offices of the Downshire and District Building Society in Purplemere.

And on the day of the company Christmas Lunch, at The Runcible Spoon Restaurant, she had just received a generous portion of cock, bent over the large oak desk in Ben’s large corner office.

This was one of the many more interesting dealings, other than financial matters, which went on in his office, and Christmas was no exception.

 

After redressing Ben kissed her and said

“We’d better go and rally the troops.”

“Ok” she agreed but then added in a whisper.

“I’ll be out in a moment.”

She then closed the office door loudly and waited for the bathroom door to open and she didn’t have to wait long.

 

While she was being generously fucked from behind, she was aware that a junior member of the office staff, Deborah Dunne, was concealed in Ben’s private bathroom, though he was ignorant of the fact, though he benefitted indirectly because Penny’s cunny was hungrier for cock than ever, knowing they were being watched.

The reason Penny knew who the identity of the voyeur was that she knew Debbie had been the victim of a prank played on her by her more experienced colleagues who told her it would be ok to use Mr Craven’s private bathroom to get changed in, and as she had only been there for a few weeks, she believed them.

So, when Penny and Ben entered the office, she was already stripped down to her bra and panties, but she nervously opened the door, just a crack, just to see who it was, however as soon as Penny started to undress, she couldn’t avert her lustful gaze, and by the time Ben penetrated Penny she was vigorously fingering herself and the three of them came in unison.

 

Debbie gasped when the door opened, and she saw Penny standing in front of her and she knew she had been caught.

“Did you enjoy the show?” Penny asked but Debbie couldn’t speak.

“I asked you a question” she barked.

“Yes, Miss Ralph”

“How much?” she asked.

“A lot” Debbie replied weakly.

Penny took hold of Debbie’s hand and raised it to her nose and sniffed her fingers.

As soon as she realised what was happening, she snatched her hand away and blushed crimson.

“You really did enjoy it, didn’t you?”

“Yes Miss Ralph”

“We will talk about this again later” Penny said, “Now go and wash the lust off your fingers.”

“Yes, miss Ralph.”

 

Penny was very interested in Deborah Dunne, because Penny didn’t think she ever had been, although she was convinced she was a lesbian, but a woman only lesbian, and she doubted she had ever had a man, or had any interest in a man, whereas Penny was cut from very different cloth and swung both ways and as often as possible, she loved cock and cunny in equal measure, now she was swinging towards Deborah Dunne’s cunny.

 

The Runcible Spoon in Purplemere, was a place of great renown
with wonderful cuisine and great ambience.

Although from pre-dinner drinks, through three courses to coffee and liqueurs Penny only had eyes for Deborah, and the prospect of exploring her ginger whiskers.

The waiter beside her asked her  

“And for you madam?”
“I’ll take her” she replied in her head but when she looked across at Deborah, she was looking back at her blushing crimson as if she knew what impure thoughts filled her head about a girl about the ginger virgin.

“I’ll have the Brandy” she replied, though she had no intention to drink it as her blushing prey had just left the table.

 

Penny followed the office junior at a discreet distance along the corridor and watched her enter the ladies, she then waited for thirty seconds and quietly followed her in.

She got inside just in time to hear the cubicle lock click shut, so she tiptoed to the door, and putting her ear to the door, she heard Deborah pull her knickers and tights down, and her plump cheeks slapping down on the seat, before releasing a jet of piss against the porcelain, which was so prolonged and forceful that had Penny not already been aroused, that would have done it.

Penny listened as she squeezed out the last drops, and wipe herself dry, hoist up her knickers and tights and flush, and was poised ready to strike.

The moment she heard the lock click, she pounced, pushing open the door and forcing her squealing quarry back, then in one fluid movement she closed and locked the door, sat down on the vacant seat simultaneously pulling Deborah onto her lap.

“Oh Miss Ralph!” she gasped and then Penny kissed her.

 

Penny was sitting on the seat with Deborah on her lap, her Christmas jumper and bra sitting crumpled above her breasts as they kissed, and Penny’s fingers were working at her wet pussy.

They were fast nearing the point of Deborah’s crescendo when the outer door opened loudly which brought proceedings to a halt.

“Deb! are you in there?” a voice called out, which Penny recognised as another new girl, Ashley Jones

“Deb! Everyone is leaving, it’s time to go” she said in an equally loud voice.

“I’ll wait outside for you.”

Then the door banged shut

“Do you want her to join us?” Penny asked.

“Oh yes” Deborah replied, “I really do.”

“Oh, you do, do you?”

“Oh God yes, that would be amazing” she admitted “But next time.”

“Theres going to be a next time is there?” Penny asked.

“Oh, I do hope so” Deborah said and chuckled.

“But now I just want you to make me cum.”

“My pleasure” Penny responded and inserted two fingers into her tight young fanny.

Choice Tales from the Vale – (486) The Santa Gig

 

Forty something Adrian Knight, aka Santa, had finished his duties at the grotto and was exhausted, so after making his way to the changing room he sat on the bench and decided to lay down for a few minutes but almost immediately fell asleep.

He had no idea how long he’d been asleep but when he began to come to he could feel fingers stroking his shaft and pressure on his chest, then he opened his eyes and he had an intimate view of a pert white arse, and the pristine puckered anus of the assailant straddling his chest, then as she lowered herself onto him and when he saw the red wispy fuzz on her labia he knew it was Ellie.

Student Eleanor Szarka was one of the grotto Elf’s whose whiskers he had been splitting that year, there were a group of students every year who liked playing dress up and there was always more than one who wanted to play undress as well, and that year it was Ellie, it was why he signed up for the Santa gig every year, student pussy.

She lowered her gash onto him and began to grind against his mouth as he licked her mound and sucked on her rimy lips.

This was followed by the telltale feathering of her tongue flicking round his knob before her lips and wet mouth enveloped him.

“Oh Ellie” he exclaimed “You really are a very naughty Elf.”

Choice Tales from the Vale – (485) The Christmas Quickie

 

Ben Craven was a Senior Manager at the Corporate Offices of the Downshire and District Building Society in Purplemere and had a nice corner office with a large oak desk stood in the center, and there were more interesting dealings than finance went on in that office.

Christmas was no exception, so on the week before they closed for the holidays, they had a Christmas Lunch booked at The Runcible Spoon Restaurant.

Some of the staff wanted to change out of their work outfits before going out and did it in the toilets, but they had to do it in shifts.

“You can get changed in my office Penny” Ben said.

“Thanks Ben, you’re a life saver” she said and walked into his office, and he followed quietly behind her.

Penny Ralph was his PA, amongst other things, and it was the other thing that caused him to follow her and lock the door.

Penny kicked off her shoes as she unbuttoned her blouse, which she then slipped off and threw on the desk, next she unzipped her skirt and wriggled in down to her ankles before kicking it away.

That was the moment Ben stepped up closely behind her, unfastening the catch on her bra and reaching around to replace the lace with his hands and cupped her tits.

“Behave yourself” she snapped and moved his hand off her breasts.

“Where’s the fun in that” he retorted and thrust a hand down inside her tights and knickers and slipped a finger along her creamy crack.

“Oh, that feels so good Ben” she moaned softly, and he frigged her wet pussy.

“No, no, no, you have to stop” she barked and removed his hand “We can’t.”

“You know you want to” he retorted “A Christmas quickie.”

“I do, I really do” she replied dreamily “but not here, not now, someone will come in and see us.”

“Don’t worry  Pen” he said, “no one will see us, I’ve locked the door.”

“Ok then” she said and pushed her tights and knickers down to her knees and bent over the desk, so Ben let his trouser fall and released his cock and Penny turned and looked over her shoulder wide-eyed and expectant and he thrust into her moist pink pussy.

 

When Ben had told Penny that no one would see them he was unaware that a junior member of the office staff, Deborah Dunne, was concealed in his private bathroom.

In her defence she had been the victim of a prank played on her by her more experienced colleagues who told her it would be ok to use Mr Craven’s private bathroom to get changed in, and as she had only been there for a few weeks, she believed them.

So, when Penny and Ben entered the office, she was already stripped down to her bra and panties, but she nervously opened the door, just a crack, just to see who it was, however as soon as Penny started to undress, she couldn’t avert her lustful gaze, and by the time Ben penetrated Penny she was vigorously fingering herself and the three of them came in unison.

 

After redressing Ben kissed her and said

“We’d better go and rally the troops.”

“Ok” she agreed but then added in a whisper.

“I’ll be out in a moment.”

She then closed the office door loudly and waited for the bathroom door to open and she didn’t have to wait long.

Debbie gasped when the door opened, and she saw Penny standing in front of her and she knew she had been caught.

“Did you enjoy the show?” Penny asked, but Debbie couldn’t speak.

“I asked you a question” she barked.

“Yes, Miss Ralph”

“How much?” she asked.

“A lot” Debbie replied weakly.

Penny took hold of Debbie’s hand and raised it to her nose and sniffed her fingers.

As soon as she realised what was happening, she snatched her hand away and blushed crimson.

“You really did enjoy it, didn’t you?”

“Yes Miss Ralph”

“We will talk about this again later” Penny said, “Now go and wash the lust off your fingers.”

“Yes, miss Ralph.”

Monday, 7 August 2023

ELF IS AN ACRONYM

 

ELF is an acronym

And it has them running amuck

Because it’s Santa’s code

For the Elves he’d like to fuck

Thursday, 3 August 2023

HALLOWEEN IS ALL ABOUT CANDY

 

Halloween is all about Candy

Which can be very droll

Unless she has daddy issues

And swings from a pole

ARE YOU WEARING HALLOWEEN ANKLE SOCKS?

 

Are you wearing Halloween ankle socks?

You know I’ve often pictured them on you

And you really don’t need anything else

Just wearing those ankle socks will do