Do
you like making spoons in bed?
Or
do you do it on all fours like beasts
Perhaps
in the style of the missionaries
Or
does she straddle you like a monkey on a stick?
Is
she animated when you’re at it?
Thrashing
about a lot
Or
motionless like a resuscitation doll
Maybe
you have her with trembling knees against a wall?
Mounting
her roughly from behind
What
about the wheelbarrow?
Have
you tried that position?
Maybe
bondage or spanking is your thing?
Do
you play two-way family favorites?
Kissing
the inside of her milky white thigh
Before
drinking from the velvet cup
Does
she enjoy performing orally?
Is
her behavior quite low, morally?
Base
and sluttish
Or
is she prim and proper
Prudish
about being rude-ish
Maybe
it’s not what you do but who you do it with
Vampish
or tarty, dumb or smarty
Clear
complexioned or spotty
Levelheaded
or dotty
Intelligently
spectacled
Scantily
clad in edibles
What
about role playing and dressing up
Does
she wear uniforms of cotton or serge?
And
do you dress as a centurion
Or
a gladiator
Do
you play doctors and nurses?
Or
vicars and tarts Master and slave
Butler
and parlor maid
Teacher
and pupil
Acting
out fantasies of filth
Do
you do it wearing a hat?
In
German helmet and jack boots
Cross
dressing perhaps
In
a pencil skirt or floral dress
Leather
goods or latex or pace
What
about toys or sexual aids
No
let’s not go there
What
about swinging do you fancy that?
Arriving
in a Porsche and going home in a Passat
Does
she need to be of a certain physical type?
To
be of the right dimensions?
Or
proportions
Tall
and pencil thin
Or
perhaps pear shaped or round
An
hourglass figure
Or
a stick thin anorexic
A
particular color eyes
Hair,
long, short or none at all
Blonde,
brunette or red
Body
piercing?
A
turn on? Or turn off?
Tattoo’s
like wise
Do
you like your beaver wild or tamed?
Does
a Brazilian look too much like you need a swipe card?
And
if it looks like Adolph Hitler’s moustache do you care
When
her breasts are released are, they like airbags deploying
Or
are they small and pert just enough for toying
Are
you fussy about her appearance?
Or
is a pulse all she needs
Perhaps
you’re not even that fussy
Is
she noisy when you’re on the nest?
Perhaps
that’s what you like the best
Once
she’s warmed up do you make her bellow?
So,
you have to turn her over and make her bite the pillow?
What
about location does it matter where it’s done
Do
you like it to be a public place?
When
she’s sitting on your face
Do
you like it al fresco in the woods or maybe the park?
Or
does a dog sniffing your bum put you off your stroke
At
someone’s party under a pile of coats
At
the cinema or theatre
Out
back in a dark alley way
In
the car? We’ve all done it there
All
around the house in the bathroom and on the stair
Well,
you can do it in the hall or on the kitchen table
Even
on the toilet if she doesn’t care
It
doesn’t matter what you do to ring each other’s bell
Or
where you ring it bloody hell
Just
as long as all parties are willing and able
That’s
the best thing of all and the most important
And
the most exiting when she tells you yes
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