BAD SANTA # 4

 

Bad Santa is a bit of a perve

And his special seasonal wish

Is for you to jingle his bells

So you get a White Christmas

BAD SANTA # 3

 

Bad Santa is a bit of a perve

So naughty girl when he comes into view

It won’t be candy cane in his pocket

He’ll be really pleased to see you!

ELF IS AN ACRONYM

 

ELF is an acronym

And it has them running amuck

Because it’s Santa’s code

For the Elves he’d like to fuck

POINT OF VIEW

 

I look at her and, in my mind,

She is naked

Her great round breasts

Nipples like organ stops

Her lush bush

Then I see her bending

Straight legged

Her lips in full view

I kneel and with my tongue

Part her curtains

Tasting her juice

Then she is on all fours

My cock deep in her

Her buttocks slapping against my belly

My hands cupping her breasts

Then I am back

This is no way to look at my mother in law

ARE YOU WEARING BIG KNICKERS?

 

Are you wearing big knickers?

Those good old-fashioned drawers

That cover everything that matters

But are still the source of phwors

ARE YOU WEARING LACE?

 

Are you wearing lace?

To decorates that place

I can’t tell from your face

There is no hint or trace

I think black lace does grace

Your fine pert brace

Oh, my thoughts are base

And that image I can’t erase

Of the garments of lace

That cover and encase