Wednesday, 11 January 2023

Choice Tales from the Vale – (476) Terms and Conditions

 

University Student Linda Gardiner and serial philandering lecturer Gerry Farr had just got engaged and were sitting in the Castle beer garden discussing the previous weekend when he was away with the football team.

Linda raised an eyebrow when he told her about the hen party they ran into.

“Well, that’s just the perfect scenario for a dirty old man” she said tongue in cheek.

“Not so much of the old” he protested

“It’s alright I don’t mind you shagging other women” she said, and it was his turn to raise an eyebrow

“I know you do so don’t bother trying to deny it” she said sternly

“But I don’t need to know who they are, although I could guess a few”

Gerry went to speak but she stopped him

“However, I do have the following conditions, firstly you never touch my sisters” she said before adding “Or my mother”

Her sisters were far too young to be candidates for his lust, however if they turned out anything like Linda, they might do in ten or fifteen years, but he hadn’t considered her mother, who was still an attractive woman.

“And as long as when you’re with me I have your undivided attention”

“Can I look at other women when were together?” he asked

“Yes”

“And can I have lustful thoughts about them?”

“Only if I get the benefit of any resulting erection”

Gerry was just digesting what she had said when he caught sight of the barmaid Dakota collecting glasses and at that precise moment, she bent over to pick up an empty glass and flashed her thronged twat to the whole garden.

“So, if the sight of Dakota Arnold’s knickers wakes up the beast, I get to tame it”

“Well that seemed clear enough” he said and drained his glass

“The beast has awoken by the way”

“Well let’s get home and tame the throbbing beast” she said and drained her own glass “Do you need another look at Dakota’s fanny before we go”

“No, I think it’s served its purpose” he replied

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