University Student Linda Gardiner and serial philandering lecturer
Gerry Farr had just got engaged and were
sitting in the Castle beer garden discussing the previous weekend when he was
away with the football team.
Linda raised an
eyebrow when he told her about the hen party they ran into.
“Well, that’s just the
perfect scenario for a dirty old man” she said tongue in cheek.
“Not so much of the
old” he protested
“It’s alright I don’t
mind you shagging other women” she said, and it was his turn to raise an
eyebrow
“I know you do so
don’t bother trying to deny it” she said sternly
“But I don’t need to
know who they are, although I could guess a few”
Gerry went to speak
but she stopped him
“However, I do have the
following conditions, firstly you never touch my sisters” she said before
adding “Or my mother”
Her sisters were far
too young to be candidates for his lust, however if they turned out anything
like Linda, they might do in ten or fifteen years, but he hadn’t considered her
mother, who was still an attractive woman.
“And as long as when
you’re with me I have your undivided attention”
“Can I look at other
women when were together?” he asked
“Yes”
“And can I have
lustful thoughts about them?”
“Only if I get the
benefit of any resulting erection”
Gerry was just
digesting what she had said when he caught sight of the barmaid Dakota
collecting glasses and at that precise moment, she bent over to pick up an
empty glass and flashed her thronged twat to the whole garden.
“So, if the sight of
Dakota Arnold’s knickers wakes up the beast, I get to tame it”
“Well that seemed
clear enough” he said and drained his glass
“The beast has awoken
by the way”
“Well let’s get home
and tame the throbbing beast” she said and drained her own glass “Do you need
another look at Dakota’s fanny before we go”
“No, I think it’s
served its purpose” he replied
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