The priapic youth
Has a sexual obsession
He thinks about sex so
much
He has a permanent
erection
Even when it stands at
ease
He will still have a
semi on
And he will produce
semen
Sufficient to fill a
demijohn
Every thing in his
life
Will turn on the
priapic youth
To such an extent he
is
Preoccupied with self
abuse
A glimpse of a girl’s
neck
Is enough to get him
randy
Then it’s out with the
old chap
For a quick hand
shandy
He’ll wake with “an
early riser”
Each and every morn
So he starts the day
with a tug
On his “dawn horn”
He’ll pull the pud after
breakfast
Beat his meat before
brunch
He’ll knock one out at
elevensies
And spank the monkey
at lunch
After tea he chokes
the chicken
In the shower he has a
glop
Watching telly a
knuckle shuffle
And in bed he’ll bash
the bishop
Such is a day in the
life
Of a priapic youth and
his issues
Who masturbates to
excess
And gets through a lot of tissues
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