Saturday, 16 May 2026

Choice Tales from the Vale – (614) The Vicars Wife

 

The village of Oakvale-On-Roe is in the north of the relatively small English county of Downshire, situated between the old market Town of Nettlebridge, and their more affluent neighbour Roespring, and in the affluent Shepherds Row area of the village and was where St Nicholas Church Treasurer Andrew Brookes lived.

He was 35 years old, independently wealthy, unmarried and had a reputation as a ladies’ man, and that reputation was well warranted.

A frequent flyer on Andrews erotic express was the vicar’s wife Jill Brown and one of those who wanted to get on board was her 20-year-old daughter Emily and the only reason he hadn’t bedded her was that he preferred his women a bit more experienced, and more sexually mature.

Andrew had lived in the village his whole life, but Reverend Brown and his family were relative newcomers having taken over following Reverend Thomson’s retirement.

His sexual relationship with the vicar’s wife was not an affair, Jill Brown was just a frustrated woman who loved her husband but had a non-existent marital sex life, and the occasional itch to scratch.

When a parishioner had a little too much to drink at a parochial BBQ, she let slip that Andrew Brookes was a sure thing if you had a fire quenching.

So, after that she made it her mission to get him to ball her, and as soon as possible, she was already abusing herself on a daily basis just to manage her urges.

Eventually after a prolonged period of flirting she took the bull by the horns and called at his house one morning and just hoped that he wasn’t already servicing another parishioner.

“Ah Jill” he said as he opened the door “How lovely to see you”

“Hello Andrew, I have to talk to you about a donation” she said

When they were seated in his lounge with a glass of wine, he said

“Tell me more about this donation, is it large”

Being unaccustomed to promiscuity she took a deep breath and replied

“Well, that depends on what you’re prepared to give me”

“So let me get this straight, we’re not talking about parochial finances” Andrew asked

“No, we’re not” she admitted and blushed beetroot red

“So, for further clarification you want whatever I’m prepared to give you?”

“Oh God yes” she gasped

“In which case I’m only too pleased to oblige” he said and put his hand on her thigh.

 

It was midafternoon when she left after obliging her for the third time and that kept her going for a few weeks before she needed to go to the well again.

After that they always referred to their couplings as donations, and they developed a code for what she wanted.

A small donation was just a cheeky finger, a modest donation was oral, a Large Donation was a sound fucking and a substantial Donation was a thorough bedding.

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