It was a hot sultry Sunday afternoon in Childean and Shelley Lord was as hot and sultry as the weather.
But with the children running in and out every five minutes nothing was going to happen to take the edge off unless she went upstairs and gave herself a cheeky finger.
So she just carried on watching TV with her husband Frank and tried not to think about cock, but they were watching an episode of “Game of Thrones” so it was proving very difficult.
“Thank God” She said when she heard the tell-tale chimes of the ice cream van playing “colonel bogey” in Shallowfield Road,
“Nothing says come and get an ice-cream more than “Hitler has only got one ball”“ Frank said as the children came running in from the garden
“Ice cream, Ice cream” they called
“Just a minute kids, Dad will give you some money” Shelley shouted to them and more quietly to Frank she said “Then Daddy can make mummy scream”
Frank gave Shelley a filthy leer and dug around in his shorts pocket and brought out a couple of two pound coins which he handed over to the children and almost before the front door closed Shelley and Frank were out of their seats and heading for the stairs.
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