When Andrew Gain awoke from an erotic dream, his train was just
pulling into Shallowfield station.
He got off the train
and walked quickly homeward wishing he’d not woken up from his dream, which was
not so much a dream as a remembrance of the night he spent with Caroline Archer
and in particular the part where she was sat writhing on his face, and that
remembrance aroused him.
It began to rain
heavily and that, combined with the knowledge that Caroline very much regretted
the night they spent together and was adamant that she didn’t want to repeat it
anytime soon, cooled his ardour.
He quickened his pace
and as he rushed headlong around a corner, he met someone coming the other way
and they collided and both ended up on their backsides on the pavement.
“I’m so sorry” he said
getting quickly to his feet and proffering a hand to the prostrated figure of
Caroline Archer which she took.
“Nonsense” she
replied, “I wasn’t looking where I was going, my mind was elsewhere”
“Mine too” Andrew said
“are you ok? Are you hurt?”
“Only my pride”
Caroline replied
They dusted themselves
off, figuratively speaking, and there was a brief moment of awkwardness as the
spectre of their alcohol fuelled night of lust the previous weekend reared up.
“Anyway” she said
“Duties to perform”
“Yes” he agreed
“things to do”
They tried to part
company, which they did as clumsily as they had come together in the first place
and ended up face to face.
“I want to kiss you”
he said and moved towards her, and Caroline’s lips parted in anticipation, but
she dodged him at the last second
“I’m on duty” PC
Archer replied
“I still want to kiss
you” he said “especially in your uniform”
“If you were to do that,
I would have to arrest you” she retorted
“I’ll risk it” he said and kissed her and Caroline responded
“Andrew Gain I am arresting you for assaulting a police officer”
She said and handcuffed him and frogmarched him around the corner and
put him in the back of a Blue Ford Focus.
“I thought you were on duty” he said
“I lied” Caroline replied “my shift ended an hour ago”
“So what are you going to do with me?” he asked
“Absolutely everything” the PC replied
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