Gentleman's Relish

Yvonne Makin closed the traditional loss making Spa Hotel in Pangmere and opened the House of Fun, where spa treatments like Raki and Reflexology were replaced by a more exotic menu for those inclined more towards restraints, punishments and the more unusual pleasures.

Massage was still on the menu but under the new rules they always had a “happy ending”

Saunas also still featured in the new regime, they were just much steamier than before.

In fact everything at the House of Fun was steamier.

There were still a lot of therapies available at the Spa, but they were mostly of the physical kind, spanking, wanking, whipping, beating and humiliation, but they were not exclusively physical.

The visitors to the Yvonne’s House of Fun took their pleasures in many different ways, there was one man, a regular visitor, who liked to sit naked on the lavatory masturbating, as a succession of girls walked into the bathroom pulled down their knickers and pee’d in the bath.

Not that it was just the men that were weird, a woman in her sixties liked to lay naked in the empty bath and have one of the staff, Callum McDonnell, who was very well endowed, urinate on her.

But it wasn’t always about the physical, one ex professional rugby player paid handsomely for the privilege of sniffing the girl’s soiled knickers which had to be stored in Tupperware boxes to keep them “fresh”.

Another man who was an old Shakespearean actor liked watching Claire Collister hoovering his room wearing nothing but wellington boots and a retired vicar liked to be walked up and down the corridor wearing a dog collar, a studded one.

Voyeurism was very popular and some two way mirror were installed in a number of rooms for the peepers.

Although some wanted to be in the room with the couple during the act, but that was very expensive, in fact, any request the deviated from the norm was extra and anything that the client “insisted on” doubled or trebled the price.

Some of the requests that were made were more bizarre than others and were more akin to “Children in Need” challenges.

A woman having her breasts covered in peanut butter or a man having his genitals painted with warm honey.

Many of the staff from the old Spa Hotel business stayed on to give the new seedier trade a go, most of them merely continued in their old roles, cook’s, laundry staff, waiters, waitresses, cleaners, bar staff, housemaids, and maintenance staff.

Whereas others chose a career change and stayed on in a different capacity.

One of those who chose to stay on in her original role was 36 year old 5ft 8 inch tall Agnes Andreoli, who had been the receptionist for 3 years before even Yvonne Makin and her husband took over, in fact it was the only job she had had since she left school.

She was a Pangmere girl born and bred and she lived alone in what was her parents’ house, she had no entanglements in her life, she had a sister Anna who lived and worked in Abbottsford but other than that she was alone and liked it that way, which was why when Anna turned up at her house the night before she greeted her with mixed feelings.

Agnes Andreoli liked her own company and her independence, she was not interested in relationships but she did love sex, so when the Spa made the change and it started to cater for the more depraved tastes she was able to indulge in a bit of depravity for herself which meant she didn’t need to go looking for cock or cunny in her free time, she could get what she wanted during work hours and still earn a living behind the reception desk and she had never had more job satisfaction or been more sexually satisfied.

So when her younger sister Anna turned up out of the blue she thought the worse, in that it would cramp her style.

She loved the bones of Anna and she chastised herself for her uncaring thoughts.

Her sister was ten years younger than her and couldn’t have been more different to Agnes.

Agnes was a very stern looking young woman with short brown hair, who, despite her philandering inclinations was exceptionally good at her job, and her plainness was accentuated by three facts, firstly she wore glasses, which she peered superciliously over the top of, secondly she always wore black, like a horny witch and the last thing was that she wasn’t a smiley person but when she did it was dazzling and completely disarming.

The dazzling smile was one of the only few characteristics that she shared with her sister, the others being hair colour and plainness.

Agnes was a supremely confident person, Anna Andreoli on the other hand was a quiet and timid mouse of a girl.

After they had hugged Agnes gave her an appraising examination, she hadn’t seen her baby sister for over a year.

She had long straight brown hair and a heavily freckled face, but lovely blue eyes, a cute nose and a thin-lipped smile.

She was short, body shape undetermined due to a rather shapeless baggy sweater, so it was difficult for Agnes to tell which way she was facing let alone see her figure.

Her legs were nice though ensconced in black shabby tights and she had tiny feet and she was 26 years old.

Agnes, though by her own admission plain, she always made the best of herself, she always wore good quality garments, and always dressed well, she was a tart but she was a classy tart.

Anna on the other hand did not make the best of herself, she lacked any confidence, rarely smiled and was shabbily dressed.

Anna was also Pangmere born and bred but had been living and working in Abbottsford, but she had been made redundant from her job six months earlier and hadn’t been able to find anything else and as a result the bank had repossessed her flat.

Which was why when Agnes asked

“What had brought her to Pangmere after such a long time?”

She burst into tears, which was when Agnes’s maternal instincts kicked in, and they sat up long into the night and thrashed out a plan.