Monday, 29 August 2022

I PULLED A CRACKER

I pulled a cracker

At the Christmas Party

And by way of a novelty

She wasn’t even tarty

 

Not at all my type

But I began to weaken

And thought to myself

Well tis the season

 

When the pagan symbol

We were stood below

Took effect, we kissed

Beneath the Mistletoe

 

Though not my usual morsel

I’m not one who dawdles

And I soon had my hands

On her Christmas baubles 

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