Monday, 29 August 2022

SNOW WHITE AND THE EIGHT DWARFS

 

Snow Whites wicked stepmother

Was the Queen and a bit of a vamp

And often known to use her allure

On the men at the soldier’s camp

 

She was jealous of Snow White

With her youth and innocent beauty

Feeling she might distract

The soldiers from doing their duty

 

So she had the woodsman take her

To the great forest and with his axe

The Queen had instructed him

To give her several whacks

 

But he could not kill the beautiful girl

So he told her to run and hide

And never return to the castle

It was in the forest she must abide

 

So she ran deep into the woods

And just as she was feeling tired

She came upon a little cottage

Which she very much admired

 

So she knocked on the little door

And a pompous dwarf opened it

“I’m looking for somewhere to stay

Could I stay with you for a bit?”

 

Prof said, she could stay for one night

Providing she helped with the chores

But she could stay for as long as she liked

In exchange for her sexual favours

 

Snow White thought for a moment

About the Profs indecent proposal

She decided that it suited her very well

As she did like a little cock after all

 

So they all had a go on Snow White

Prof was first then Blusher and Misery

They woke up Narcolepsy for his turn

Then Allergy, Cheerful and Divvy

 

She was a little disappointed with the sex

Not coming always made her grumpy

But then the eighth dwarf turned up

And this one’s name was stumpy

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